a heem heem whimper

hello my names cori. i am not chris fleming (sorry) i mostly just go on here and rapidly reblog 50 posts in a row every once and awhile. mostly jokes. thanks

if you are chris fleming, paypal me 1000 dollars and i’ll give you the username. dm me.

graphics-cafe:

graphics-cafe:

heartbeatmotif:

gonetocroatoan:

Sneha Solanki  ‘The Lovers’

Two networked machines, one infected with a virus, slowly infects the other through the interface of classic romantic poetry.

A breakdown in the relationship was inevitable once the virus had seeped into the memory of one machine and then into the other through a singular network cable affecting the poetic text files. Communication between the two deteriorated, leading to irrational & at times odd behaviour. Each machine reacted with equal confusion and conflict. The interface text became an illegible poetic mutation of itself.

[ID: Two computers facing each other, connected to one another, on rectangular platforms. The room is backlit in red. End ID.]

l%ve

pearlmania500:

When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.

dj-tak0wasa:

what-even-is-thiss:

soupmoths:

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

themissingaddams:

saint-megatron:

me staring at this like

puniush

skittypilled:

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

hlahlahlahlahly:

nudityandnerdery:

nerdygaymormon:

Well, you know what….

Originally posted by ksyu1

penis-keeper:

sageinterlude:

penis-keeper:

penis-keeper:

You guys know how to travel in a car with your canes, right? You know where to put them so they don’t kill you in an accident? You’re not just holding them on your lap?

For the record they go under your feet or under the seat. That’s the safest place for them except the trunk. Pls don’t let your mobility aid kill you in a freak accident

I’ve been driving with my cane wrong the entire time 😃

If this post saves even just one (1) person from ending up with a broken jaw/face/windshield I will be happy tbh

Nobody deserves to have to deal with maxillofacial surgeons or worse…. auto glass repair shops

eliluminado7:

wildersage:

the impulse to hide what I’m doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I’m literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I’ll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I’m looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

socialjusticeace:

I hate the “Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺” warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

xxnekostew13:

buying used plushies feels like buying from an animal rescue instead of a breeder

callizinc:

op was CLEARLY digging through the ditches and burning through the witches and slamming in the back of their dragula when they posted this 😂

sunsetsounds:

really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

girl-debord:

clown boy who gets a slide whistle in his phalloplasty

mevil: